Owner - Jason McMahon
CEO/President - Kim McMahon
Coach - Aydan McMahon
With the addition of a new (and first female) coach, the Burnt' Ends look to end their losing ways. "I'm not going to be a loser!" says first year coach A. McMahon. We're going to practice hard and play harder or we might have to replace some guys with our first ever free agent acquisition. "That tight ass father of mine might have to let go of some cash," she later added. Only time will tell.
2008 Roster
| Pos. | Name | Team |
| QB | Drew Brees | New Orleans |
| Jay Cutler | Denver | |
| RB | Michael Westbrook | Philadelphia |
| Edgerrin James | Arizona | |
| Thomas Jones | NY Jets | |
| Laurence Maroney | New England | |
| WR | Reggie Wayne | Indianapolis |
| Dwayne Bowe | Kansas City | |
| Roddy White | Atlanta | |
| Derrick Mason | Baltimore | |
| Reggie Brown | Philadelphia | |
| TE | Tony Gonzalez | Kansas City |
| Greg Olsen | Chicago | |
| DL | Trent Cole | Philadelphia |
| Kevin Williams | Minnesota | |
| John Abraham | Atlanta | |
| Kenyon Coleman | NY Jets | |
| Igor Olshansky | San Diego | |
| LB | Brian Urlacher | Chicago |
| David Harris | NY Jets | |
| Nate Webster | Denver | |
| John DiGiorgio | Buffalo | |
| James Harrison | Pittsburgh | |
| Stephen Cooper | San Diego | |
| Omar Gaither | Philadelphia | |
| DB | Roman Harper | New Orleans |
| Cortland Finnegan | Tennessee | |
| Marquand Manuel | Denver | |
| Nick Collins | Green Bay | |
| Gibril Wilson | Oakland | |
| Gerald Alexander | Detroit | |
| K | Rob Bironas | Tennessee |
| Robbie Gould | Chicago | |
| P | Mike Scifres | San Diego |
| Josh Bidwell | Tampa Bay | |
| Team Defense | Baltimore, Pittsburgh |